This made me laugh today…
Tag: funny
I thought this was funny so I figured I’d blog about it. Yesterday I woke up still drunk from a random Monday night out. I saw a missed Skype message from my sister and began typing to her. I was still drunk and was reading messages I typed as what she typed and would answer myself. For example:
Sis: You there?
Me: I’m here!!
Me: Me too!
Me: God I’m still drunk.
Me: Omg me too!
This went on for about 4 minutes before I realized I was talking to myself. I told my sister this later and she said, “I wanna have what you were drinking.”
Or maybe I said that too.
I have found joy in little lately (oh I’m so dramatic aren’t I?) until I was introduced by Romy and Rocker Tycoon to Hipster Dinosaurs this weekend. It’s just fucking hilarious. The quotes are so funny but the colored in hipster uniform of flannels, cut off jean shorts, and ironic glasses are even better!
This article about how New Yorker’s decided that they actually hate this city had me cracking up during my subway ride. For me it’s the roaches, piss smell, sidewalk hogs, and lack of crosstown subways that would eventually make me snap. Thank You, The Onion, for making me smile for the first time in days. Imagine if we actually came to our senses and left this city.
We learned something new at our BBQ. Gus HATES paper towels with a passion. We were all sitting in a circle talking and enjoying our burgers when the roll of paper towels had fallen on the ground in the middle of us, the end paper flapping in the wind. Out of nowhere, Gus pounces and begins kicking, ripping, and biting the evil paper towels.
His face in this picture is just priceless. Only one contender was going to come out alive and Gus was determined. We watched him and cheered, encouraging him to keep beating the shit out of the paper towels and I couldn’t help but feel like I was no better than Michael Vick.
He later realized what he had done, beating up on something that couldn’t fight back, and put himself in timeout.
