I remember my senior year of college where my friend K had 3 different guys show up to our singles party in hopes of finally telling her how they feel about her. One guy wrote her a love letter (we all read it and laughed), one guy sent flowers, and I think the last guy sang her a song or something along those lines. She spent the party dodging these guys and hoping they don’t end up talking to each other. And it wasn’t just that year- it seems every year someone chooses Valentine’s Day to come out of the woodworks and profess their secret love for her. Me on the other hand- well, for example, this year my brother sent me a card that says, “Hope you’re not sitting on the couch with a tub of ice cream.” Oh and I did get chocolates, a regift from my mom. Yeeeeeah.
Dating
I remember my senior year of college where my friend K had 3 different guys show up to our singles party in hopes of finally telling her how they feel about her. One guy wrote her a love letter (we all read it and laughed), one guy sent flowers, and I think the last guy sang her a song or something along those lines. She spent the party dodging these guys and hoping they don’t end up talking to each other. And it wasn’t just that year- it seems every year someone chooses Valentine’s Day to come out of the woodworks and profess their secret love for her. Me on the other hand- well, for example, this year my brother sent me a card that says, “Hope you’re not sitting on the couch with a tub of ice cream.” Oh and I did get chocolates, a regift from my mom. Yeeeeeah.
Why am I single you ask? Perhaps I’m too picky. Or too intimidating (read: F*in Scary). Or the guys I meet are all tools. Or maybe because on a scale of 1-10 I’m just a goddamn 7 according to my roommates’ poll at the bar last night. Oh yes, we were out for Andrew’s birthday- and oh yes, if you thought it was going to be a slopfest- multiply that by a bajillion- and that’s how sloppy it was. I recall a moment when beer rained down on our heads coming from the fountain that was Andrew’s mouth. Nice. The boys took a moment at the bar to take a poll on my hotness level. Some were generous with the rating, others, well- I got a 7 from Jake because I “ignore him”- which brought my average down to 8.3. 8.3′s not bad I know, and I was told the only way to be a 10 is if I sleep with them, but still….I wanna be a certified 20.
(Andrew’s beer shower)
Haven’t blogged in ages. Yes, once in a while I do leave the confines of my little itty bitty room- it needed to be quarantined actually- it was contaminated with a serious trash pile up and latent germs from the plague I had- still waiting on test results to determine whether it was the bird flu or scarlett fever. What else is new? Hmmm…totally green with envy that Julia Allison is on this week’s issue of TONY. Seriously, aren’t you guys sick of her by now?
I’m helping Rich and Semi plan a wedding in Thailand- woo hoo I can now add wedding planner to my already perfect resume. This is where I’m looking at. www.kohtaoromance.com If there ever were a chance in hell I was getting married I’d totally do it here. Until then… I do need a date ; ) wink wink…Can’t be the spinster dateless sister infront of all my Thai relatives…
Tonight’s my roommate Andrew’s birthday. I just have this funny feeling inside of me- You know that feeling you get when you just know you’re sick dog isn’t gonna make it through the night? Or that an earthquake is about to hit? Or like someone is standing behind you in your dark bedroom and is about to clobber you over the head with a bat? Yeah, like that kind of funny feeling.
Haven’t blogged in ages. Yes, once in a while I do leave the confines of my little itty bitty room- it needed to be quarantined actually- it was contaminated with a serious trash pile up and latent germs from the plague I had- still waiting on test results to determine whether it was the bird flu or scarlett fever. What else is new? Hmmm…totally green with envy that Julia Allison is on this week’s issue of TONY. Seriously, aren’t you guys sick of her by now?
I’m helping Rich and Semi plan a wedding in Thailand- woo hoo I can now add wedding planner to my already perfect resume. This is where I’m looking at. www.kohtaoromance.com If there ever were a chance in hell I was getting married I’d totally do it here. Until then… I do need a date ; ) wink wink…Can’t be the spinster dateless sister infront of all my Thai relatives…
Tonight’s my roommate Andrew’s birthday. I just have this funny feeling inside of me- You know that feeling you get when you just know you’re sick dog isn’t gonna make it through the night? Or that an earthquake is about to hit? Or like someone is standing behind you in your dark bedroom and is about to clobber you over the head with a bat? Yeah, like that kind of funny feeling.